i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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