My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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