I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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