i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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