And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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