I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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