Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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