i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Congratulations! We have a period
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