Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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