I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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