Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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