Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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