It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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