Just fell off a train. Bad.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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