YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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