we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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