:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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