I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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