hotel room ftw
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
