i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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