Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
