i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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