Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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