What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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