question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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