It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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