He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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