Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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