hell yes lets make some ravioli
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Randomize
