OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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