So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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