I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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