why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I am available for nakedness
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize