i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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