I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
