You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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