ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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