? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
the day after is always just damage control
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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