Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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