Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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