Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
did i walk over a car last night?
Semen is not good for contacts.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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