i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
God gave him joint rollers for hands
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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