We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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