Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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