Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
My dick has a subreddit
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
