Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
