That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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