He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
they're like a gay fantastic four
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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