just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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