If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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