There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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