There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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