I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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