I'm really into asian looking animals
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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