Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You're a waste of cheezeits
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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